Some people quote poetry; some people
quote scripture. I quote movies."
--Stephen Phillips |
"PR people don't make a lot of money. When was the
last time you went to Kevin Trowbridge's mansion?"
--Stephen Phillips, October 1998
"Yeah, I hear that Kevin Trowbridge
is living on the 12th floor of a high rise luxury apartment building
in Washington, D.C."
--Annie Laurie Crane, August 2000 |
"How do you create organization of chaos? You
don't.
-- Wayne Johnson |
"Black, fishnet, pantyhose!"
-- Taco Bell Lady, 10-30-98 |
"The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you've
gotta put up with the rain."
-- Dolly Parton
"... or you could just turn on the
sprinkler."
-- Wayne Johnson |
"... so it goes."
-- Mac Hawkins |
"No Goats. No Glory."
-- 1995 Sigma Alpha Epsilon
pledge class |
"When you are at home with your bowels, you are at
home with yourself."
-- Beth Morgan |
"You are only as good as your help"
-- Bob T. Souder, M.D. |
"If Dolly Parton had asked me what to name her
theme park, I would have named it '10 Flags Over Tennessee."
-- Marion Smothers |
"You can disagree. Just don't be disagreeable."
-- Wm. H. Shackleford |
"Enjoy school. Working gives a great paycheck, but
no more mid-afternoon naps."
-- Amy Travis |
"... and sour kraut has no nutritional value
whatsoever."
-- Dr. Carla Sanderson,
Union University provost
"would you like some sour kraut,
Sanderson, Sanderson?"
-- South Park paraphrase |
"Well, I'm going to go over and hug him and pretend
that I like him."
-- Phillip Robison,
Sigma Alpha Epsilon pref. party |
"Aww... but Dustin can't play"
-- Dustin Rainey, about not being
able to go
through a haunted house because of a broke leg |
"Well... I'm done with that waffle."
-- Stephen Phillips, 1-13-00 |
"Hi. My name is Shannon Phillips, and I was
wondering if any of you would sell me your hat."
-- Shannon Hurt,
Quincy, Illinois UBS trip |
"People must have really liked Jesus 'cause they
invited him to all the cool parties."
-- Cari Kingsbury |
"Noel..."
-- Josh Williams,
answering the phone,
12-25-98 |
"You didn't' tell me we were riding THAT roller
coaster!"
-- Kina S. Mallard, Ph.D.,
after riding the Incredible Hulk
at
Universal's Islands of Adventure |
"Why won't you vote for me!?!?"
-- Matt (Rev. Jessie Jackson) West |
"Dixie... Dixie... Dixie..."
-- Little Ben West,
trying teach his Furbie its new name |
"I have a confession to make... and I hope you
won't stop being my friend because of it... but... I think I like
N'Sync."
-- Annie Laurie Crane |
"Oh no.. I'm not making any sense."
-- Phillip Robison's internal
monologue |
"Sweetie... that's the 25 dollar machines."
-- Dana, waitress at the Horseshoe
Casino |
"Tiramisu... My misu!"
-- Mrs. Mike, Weezie-type Olive
Garden server |
"Okay.. I admit it.. I might have a problem with
Steak and Shake."
-- Dustin Rainey |
"You put yourself in the other person's shoes and
think about if somebody was doing it to you... but you've got to let
that one go."
-- Chase Herndon, 3-11-99 |
"We got to get the hell out of here."
-- Josh Williams, 3-18-99 |
"Life is too short for two things: cheap booze and
meaningless relationships. I want the best of both."
-- Mike Hughes, 3-20-02 |
"I used to get a lot of compliments on my butt."
-- Alice Carey Hurst (Maw),
on her 83rd Birthday |
"You know... one of the very best joys in life is
making fun of other people."
-- Kyle Huggins
"I soooo agree."
-- Stephen Phillips |
|
Union University SGA Class
Favorites
Nomination Senate Meeting |
"Thank you for coming and for sending your message
to the Senate that you are, indeed, the most vain people on campus."
-- Annie Laurie Crane |
"Lord, thank you for the woodwork... and everyone
who came out of it."
-- Stephen Phillips |
"Get rid of the randoms!!"
-- Mr. Steve Beverly |
"I move to roll that, whatever, ice machine bill,
to the top of the calendar."
-- Jolie Seaborn |
"If you cannot, physically, co-exist with a
bulldog, you have no place at Union University."
-- Neal Rager |
"Be it known that Stephen Phillips needs $500."
-- Stephen Phillips |
"Emily Wiltshire... now why does that name sound
familiar?!?!"
-- Stephen Phillips |
"I don't know what that means."
-- Ashley Kern, "Senate Goat" |
"Bank!"
-- inscribed on Annie Laurie
Crane's hand |
|
Tornado Night |
Jolie Seaborn: Annie Laurie needs a
comforter.
Phillip Robison: Tell Annie Laurie she can come over and bring
her comforter with her |
"Now, I have nothing against mobile homes or mobile
home dealers, but if you're in a mobile home, GET OUT!!"
-- Tim Simpson, WREG meteorologist |
|
Christian Monopoly Night |
Phillip: Phi Alpha, I haven't cheated.
Phillip: Phi Alpha, I haven't cheated since the Fort
Nashborough Incident. |
"I need to pray about this"
-- Cari Kingsbury,
about trying to decide
to buy a piece in Monopoly |
"One man gives freely, yet gains even more. Another
withholds unduly and comes to poverty."
-- Proverbs 11:24,
the theme of Christian Monopoly |
|
Olive Garden Night |
Matt West: Mom, Phillip is looking at me!
Phillip Robison: No, I'm not. I'm looking out the window
Matt West: Make him stop!!
Annie Laurie: Look! sit back and shut up! Mommy and Daddy
didn't have brothers or sisters so they don't know how to handle this! |
"Three for the Hebrew Children..." |
"A 98 convertible... light blue!" |
|
The Wisdom of Ken Barker |
"I think I hate them... I actually think I
hate them!"
-- Ken Barker, watching Regis &
Kathie Lee, 11-99 |
"...no... no... it's 7 founders."
-- Ken Barker, incorrectly
speculating on the number of SAE's founders, 3-11-00 |
"Oh my gosh! I am stupid."
-- Ken Barker |
Ken: Look at that weird police car!
Stephen: That's not a police car. That's a taxi.
Ken: Oh. |
|
Haunted Prison Night
10-26-2000 |
"I feel like I'm insane!!"
-- Stephen Phillips |
"Hey, y'all. Don't forget we're in a PRISON!!"
-- Teresa Soule |
"Swimmer Down Now!!"
-- Teresa Soule & Stephen Phillips |
Teresa: Hey, what time is it?
Jon: It's almost 11 o'clock (looking at the radio).
Tarah: No, Jon, that's 105.9 FM not 10:59. |
Jon: I gotta go to the bathroom
Tarah: Just grab a-hold of your pee pee and hold on! |
|
Polly: Phillip, I'd dump you if you went to
jail
Phillip: You can put THAT in your quote book! |
"Stephen, not everyone has as much class as you and
I do."
-- Julie Williams
02/03/2001 |